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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

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Breaking via YouTube:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Making waves on Discord:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Just landed via Threads:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Breaking via TikTok:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

Spotted on Twitch:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Going viral on Threads:

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

Spotted on Discord:

My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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59 shares on Twitch this month:

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

I drive like I’m immortal.

64 shares on Discord this month:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Trending via Instagram:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Spotted on Twitch:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Spotted on Discord:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Broadcasted on X:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

Just landed via X:

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Going viral on Discord:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

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