Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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They should name a personality disorder after me.

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I drive like I’m immortal.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.