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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.