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"Oh, the unspoken drama of punctuation 🤣! The passive-aggressive power move of swapping out an exclamation mark for a period ✍️. It's the little things that speak volumes 🙃! #SassyThankYou"

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36 shares on Messenger this month:

I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

55 shares on Slack this month:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

29 shares on Threads this month:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

60 shares on X this month:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

87 shares on Discord this month:

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

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It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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Sorry, I’m late. I was pumping up the jam.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Keep the laugh going 😂

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

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