Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity? Posted on5 days ago5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Using good news as a secret weapon against bad vibes, one positive thought at a time! 🌟🤫🛡️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol. The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps. Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row. The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong. The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.