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Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.