You are my favorite dirty thought.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.