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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

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The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

82 shares on YouTube this month:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

37 shares on Reddit this month:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

29 shares on Slack this month:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

82 shares on Messenger this month:

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Breaking via Telegram:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Trending via Messenger:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Making waves on TikTok:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Live now on YouTube:

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

Going bananas on Twitch:

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Trending via Discord:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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