You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both. Commentary:"Parenting tip: Want to keep track of your scissors? Don't have kids! 🤷♂️👶✂️ #ParentingStruggles #WhereAreMyScissors" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean? Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses. You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones. Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition. I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.
