You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Parenting tip: Want to keep track of your scissors? Don't have kids! 🤷♂️👶✂️ #ParentingStruggles #WhereAreMyScissors" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean? Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one. I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.
