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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

61 shares on Discord this month:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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