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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

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Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

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I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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Imagine being social on social media.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

My love language is deader than Latin.

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The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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