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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.