You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.