You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.