You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Facing your fears is all fun and games until you misplace your wallet for those intense two minutes of panic! 🤣💸 #WalletDrama" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. Don’t scare me, I fart easily. Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.
