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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.