You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minute… Commentary:"Facing your fears is all fun and games until you misplace your wallet for those intense two minutes of panic! 🤣💸 #WalletDrama" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Don’t scare me, I fart easily. You don’t scare me, I was married once. You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of. You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down. People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!