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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minute…

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minute…

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"Facing your fears is all fun and games until you misplace your wallet for those intense two minutes of panic! 🤣💸 #WalletDrama"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged fear, humor, i, me, minutes, panic, scare, two minutes, wallet on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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