You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security? Posted on5 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this. Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now? My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door. For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders. The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.