Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.
- Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?
- My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.
- For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.
- The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.