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"Looks like this man has a habit of spreading hearts around like confetti at a party. Maybe he needs a lesson in proper heart storage – clearly, he's just not framing them right!"

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54 shares on Threads this month:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

98 shares on Threads this month:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

19 shares on YouTube this month:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

36 shares on X this month:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

55 shares on Twitch this month:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

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We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

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Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

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Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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