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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

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Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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I have a very active anti-social life.

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Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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88 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

43 shares on X this month:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

88 shares on X this month:

Double chins are better than double faces.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

56 shares on Slack this month:

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

58 shares on Slack this month:

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

Spotted on WeChat:

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

Seen just now on YouTube:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Going viral on Instagram:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Live now on Twitch:

I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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I have a very active anti-social life.

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