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"Sending your spouse stuff on social media is a slippery slope – one minute you're spreading love, the next minute you're redistributing chores like it's the Wild West 🤠. Proceed with caution, folks! 💻🧹 #MarriageMemes"

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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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