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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.