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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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"Remember folks, helmets are great for protecting your head from both physical dangers and political debates! 🤷‍♂️🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Stay safe out there, both in action and conversation! 🪖🗣️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, always, dangerous, dangerous thing, doing, helmet, humor, politics, safety, should, talking, thing, things, wear on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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