Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.
  • Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.
  • I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.
  • One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.
  • There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.
  • When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.