You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.