You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.