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63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

44 shares on Facebook this month:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

10 shares on Slack this month:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

17 shares on X this month:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

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Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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Another day of meaningless suffering. Let’s see what awaits us tomorrow.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Making waves on Threads:

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

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When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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