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"Your eyes are homesick for your bed during a yawn, shedding tears of nostalgia 🛏️😥 Who knew yawning could be so emotional?! Time for some cozy bedtime stories to cheer up those sleepy peepers! 📖😴"

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

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Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

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Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Keep the laugh going 😂

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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