💾 Save Image Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want. Feb 9, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Your twenties are like playing a game where you spend all your energy collecting Monopoly money only to realize you'd rather be playing Candy Land 🎲🍭 #AdultingFail" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing. I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count. Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented. If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van. I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: adulthood, goals, humor, irony, later, life, twenty, want, working
