You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.