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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that ch…

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that ch…

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Ah, the classic reverse psychology at play! 🙈 It's like giving a kid a challenge they just can't resist. Don't touch that, they said. But now it's like a neon sign saying "Touch Me!" Kids are sneaky little rebels, aren't they? 😂 #CuriosityWins

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, behavior, child, curiosity, going, parenting, rules, something, temptation, touch on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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