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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.