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Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.