Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Commentary:
"Your honor, forget the verdict, let's focus on the real MVP here – the brownie maker extraordinaire! 🍫👩‍⚖️ Courtrooms could definitely use more sweet treats and less legal jargon! Who needs justice when you have brownies, am I right? 😜 #BrowniesForJustice"

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