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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high…

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high…

Commentary:
Looks like someone took the doctor's advice quite literally! 🍬👩‍⚕️ Moving sugar to a lower shelf counts as reducing sugar intake, right? Sometimes you just gotta take matters into your own hands…or pantry shelves! 😄 #SweetSolutions

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged came, doctor, health, high, home, humor, i, joke, me, medical, moved, shelf, sugar, today, too, visit, wordplay on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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