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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick…

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick…

Commentary:
"Who knew that golf could be the ultimate stress reliever for the older crowd? 🏌️‍♂️⛳ Maybe we should all take up golf to let off some steam instead of endlessly whacking the snooze button in the morning! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, daily, daily routine, day, every, frustration, golf, humor, joke, just, leisure, old, old people, people, routine, shit, sick, something, whack on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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