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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punc…

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punc…

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Don't you just love the power of proper punctuation? 😂 Looks like someone accidentally declared war on chocolate! 🍫 Hold strong, brave soul. May your resolve stay as firm as that rock-hard chocolate bar you're avoiding!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, chocolate, diet, eating, giving, giving up, humor, month, punctuation, sorry on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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