Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Commentary:
“⚠️ Caution: Stepping outside today may lead to a severe case of the Mondays! 🌧️☕ Don’t forget your umbrella and a strong cup of coffee to battle the Monday blues lurking in the air!”

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