Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.