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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.