No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my r… Commentary:"Well, I was perfecting my ninja skills and outrunning paparazzi 🕶️🏃♂️ What about you? Maybe solving world mysteries or unraveling the secrets of the universe? 🔍🌌" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something. “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park. 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”. The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview. The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.