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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.