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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping…

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping…

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🎄🛍️ "Quick, someone sound the jingle bells and grab the tinsel! Only 365 shopping days left until Christmas – time to start panicking, folks! Remember, the early shopper gets the best deals… and a lot less stress come December 😉🎅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alarm, Christmas, countdown, day, days, holiday, humor, i, left, management, procrastination, shopping, shopping day, time, time management, want on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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