It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account. Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account. $20k in my bank account. – The k is silent. I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.
