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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would…

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would…

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"Ah, the timeless art of keeping people on their toes! 🤰😂 Who needs a due date when you can keep them guessing, right? 🤔 #ExpectingConfusion"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, asked, due, humor, i, mean, people, pregnant, question, response, sarcasm, say on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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