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  • Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.
  • I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.
  • Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.
  • People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.
  • Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.
  • Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.