You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs Santa when we've got a bedtime so strict even he can't keep up? 🎅🕘 #SantaVsTheCurfew" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now. I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm. “Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall. Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice. Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.