I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer. When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again. I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate. What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.