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  • The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.
  • The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.
  • Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.
  • Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.
  • What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?
  • Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?