I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me. Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake. I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later. Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally. I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.