If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.
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"Looks like they talked the talk, but couldn't walk the walk…straight to safety! 🗣️💁‍♂️ #ChattyVictim"

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