Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in. Commentary:"Ah, the joys of adulting – paying rent just to have a fancy spot for your hunger pains to throw a party 🏠💸🍽️ #LuxuryLiving" Related Funny Posts 🤝 This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’ I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food. I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day. Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway. November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.