Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJust paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’ Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review? I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations. I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1. November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.