Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Commentary:
“Ah, the joys of adulting – paying rent just to have a fancy spot for your hunger pains to throw a party 🏠💸🍽️ #LuxuryLiving”

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