Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.