I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"If my hair could talk, it would probably be saying 'Talk to the volume, because my mouth is busy!' πββοΈπ¬ #HairGoals #BigMouth" Related Funny Posts π€ Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people. I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut. Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth. My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head. I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.