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  • Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.
  • If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.
  • Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”
  • Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.
  • The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.
  • I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.