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No president next term. America needs to be single for a wh…

No president next term. America needs to be single for a wh…

Commentary:
"Looks like America finally realized it needs to work on self-love before jumping back into a relationship with a president 🇺🇸💔 Who needs political drama when you can focus on improving yourself, right? #SingleAndThriving"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged America, focus, humor, needs, next, president, relationship, self-care, single, term on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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