I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of feeling like a grocery store broccoli! 🥦 Just hanging out in the misty rain, trying not to get soggy. Who knew vegetables could have such relatable moments? 😄 #BroccoliGoals"

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