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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of feeling like a grocery store broccoli! 🥦 Just hanging out in the misty rain, trying not to get soggy. Who knew vegetables could have such relatable moments? 😄 #BroccoliGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged broccoli, comparison, feel, feeling, grocery, grocery store, humor, i, little, misty, nature, rain, store, unusual, unusual comparison on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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