I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.
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"Looks like we've got a new challenger for the ultimate party trick! 🍷💧 Sorry Jesus, seems like this person has some *serious* hydration skills on their side. 💪😄 #waterbender"

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