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  • If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.
  • Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.
  • The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.
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  • Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.