Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night. Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country. So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else? If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.